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Modern British's avatar

Save your boiled urine for something more important - the British simply don't get food, never have and never will.

Martin Cox's avatar

Make that “The English”. We love our scran up here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Modern British's avatar

You’re dead right. Many apologies!

Miranda Worsley's avatar

Yeah we do , look at Tim.

Modern British's avatar

Individually, a certain percentage of the population get it. As a nation, we don’t. Hence being the fattest, highest UPF consuming, most diabetic nation in Europe whose broken food system means obese five-year-olds are showing up at kindergarten, and much of the adult population live in food deserts. Not to mention the public’s disconnect with farmers and the supermarkets’ complete control over them. I could go on.

Julie Friend's avatar

Oh God Tim, now I really want a pasty. Actually a couple of those cocktail ones with a martini. Yes please.

Hugh Thomas's avatar

I did not worship Bourdain. May he RIP and all that, but his figurative parachuting into far-flung countries and extolling its gastronomic virtues was a bit Chris Columbus.

George Reynolds I thought put it well: https://www.egoscriptor.space/home/2017/5/11/great-white-shark-jaws-2

Stephen Xavier-Roberts's avatar

Read a Felicity Cloake piece yesterday bemoaning British lack of food reverence, though this time about the glorious local delicacy of hoggs pudding. Though on the pasty subject, I'd recommend Cornish Pod near Tregantle Fort as a fine specimen to sample.

Max Brearley's avatar

Reminded me of an assignment in Cornwall where I got to watch as a woman in Lizard made pasties on a Cornish granite top and lamented corporate interests muscling in on the pasty game.

Julian Bryant's avatar

Philps’ pasties are just awesome.

Julian Bryant's avatar

And I have very happy memories of their saffron buns!

Malcolm Jolley's avatar

I did a couple PR managed interviews with Bourdain, but I also managed to weasel my way into an event that was organized around him meeting a bunch of young, but high profile Toronto chefs. They were shy, and to break the ice I bought him a pint of local beer. I managed to have a few minutes of conversation with him, where he asked all the questions. Then the chefs joined, and he was all about them, of course. Glory days.

Fliss Freeborn's avatar

I grew up not too far from Hayle and Philps deserve all the love they get in this piece. Best ode to pasties I've read, and you're so right about how underrated they are as an artisan product. Additionally, if it's of interest, there used to be a Facebook page called Rate My Pasty, where Cornish folk would upload and score their lunches across various criteria. Local food writing at its best. Might still be active but not sure. And next time you're down back in 2007, try a Gear Farm pasty. Bleddy 'ansom.

Hugh Thomas's avatar

I was always of the (ill-founded?) opinion that pasties were one of those things that vibed with survival food and as such were never going to be extraordinary in any way. There are various levels of sandwiches/pasta dishes/soups/cakes/etc, from good to bad. But a pasty can only ever be as good as a pasty. And I think that has something to do with visiting Cornish towns and making a beeline for what's supposed to be the best pasty in the area. Anyway, seems I might need to revise this theory...

Josh Butler's avatar

This kind of shit is why I bloody love substack! Great piece 👏👏👏

AMMS's avatar

FWIW, those if us in the South West (Wessex, Kingdom of) have reciprocal feelings for those on the eastern edges of England.

Albeit, you are probably correct about our backwardness - whether that's a bad thing I am unsure.

Hugh Thomas's avatar

Maybe. But a little backwardness is quaint and endearing, right? Right?

Tales on the Table's avatar

This made me want to get in the car immediately. I love that you treated the pasty with the seriousness it deserves instead of as motorway food.